The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

The many faces of Isabella Swan – ★★★

Dylan Moran said that a woman’s life is like a constant opera with masks falling to the floor throughout your life whereas men have one finger up their nose, the other hand on their dick and they get taller. This pretty much sums up the Twilight Saga.

We pick up two days after the end of Breaking Dawn Part 1, so newcomers beware there isn’t any recapping. Bella (Kristen Stewart) has survived the ordeal of child birth and being turned into a vampire by her one true love Edward (Robert Pattison). Her first hurdle is coming to terms with how Jacob (Taylor Lautner) has imprinted (a process where a werewolf commits to one person for the rest of their life) himself on her newborn daughter. This isn’t as creepy as it sounds and doesn’t cause much consternation. Where the tension comes from is the Volturi coven, lead by Aro (Micheal Sheen) who see Bella and Edward’s daughter Renesmee as a threat to all vampires.

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Breaking Dawn Part 1 – The Twilight Saga

Love hurts - ★★★★

With the fourth instalment of the Twilight saga the melodrama is cranked all the way to eleven.

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92% v 29% – Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

I love when the critics opinions (literally) mirror those of the fans.

Unintentially humourous moments? Slow? Joyless?

Sounds like Tree of Life to me!

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